I Want a Wife

Wouldn't it be so nice to have our every need taken care of?  If we all had wives think of all we could get done! Not having to worry about the little things such as what our next meal will be or if the laundry is done. No more rushing around in the morning to make breakfast and get ready for school, our wives would have our clothes laid out and breakfast on the table in plenty of time. I think it would be so nice to not have to do any of the small menial tasks.